weaselle:

imjustusingthistolikeartists:

knucklestheenchilada:

lontra-ohiensis:

still not over how much I love this

Posts that would kill a peasant from 1173

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Mephistopheles and Margaretta, A Double Statue - medium: sculpture, sycamore wood, sculptor unknown, 19th century. Currently located in the Salar Jung Museum in Hyderabad, India.

i’ve reblogged posts featuring these two separately, but they go great together

Posted 9 hours ago with 209,083 notes

virgo-dicks:

@freddkong counterpoint if u grew out ur hair u could do this

Posted 21 hours ago with 17,338 notes

spockcoded:

thepleasuregoblin:

spockcoded:

some tabs have been open on my phone for literally 2 years they r like brothers to me

you are all sick in the head

sorry for getting attached to the white chocolate cheesecake recipe i opened in february 2020. as if its my fault

Posted 1 week ago with 120,875 notes

cerastes:

toa-constrictor:

cerastes:

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im no hero

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hi am the kid in the photo

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Posted 1 week ago with 9,316 notes

wakeupforgood:

soupwife:

man you guys have got to stop getting mad at people for tagging your post as whatever annoying thing. tags used to be sacred. you weren’t supposed to see it. it’s the culture. “Stop tagging this as [character]”. No!! You have no right to make demands on me!! I can do whatever I want in the tags. Just cause Tumblr decided to set up a camera in my house and broadcast it live doesn’t mean you get to make fun of me for going “wheee!!!” when I get into bed it’s my fucking house and my fucking business!!!!!

#‘why are people being annoying’ ma'am you’re on the Being Annoying Website

Posted 2 weeks ago with 68,431 notes

azulapropaganda:

azulapropaganda:

english isnt my first language btw so when u read my posts in ur head I want u to mispronounce at least one word in it and add a really heavy accent

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Posted 2 weeks ago with 68,267 notes

magicalgirlmindcrank:

yoururlisavalidchumhandle:

transgendercyborg:

transgendercyborg:

i just spoke with thomas jefferson and he says he wears an among us binder now

a screenshot of tumblr user @genuinely-bad-posts blog. the profile picture is a white thumbs down on a red backdrop. The title reads "Bad posts" and the subtitle reads "Posts that are Bad".

everyone’s a critic

Your URL (transgenderCyborg - TC) is a valid chumhandle!

Op found dead with two shots in the back

Posted 2 weeks ago with 65,807 notes

grendelsmilf:

im miss sugar pink liquor liquor lips im gonna be your bubba gump shrimp

Posted 2 weeks ago with 12,882 notes

funnytwittertweets:

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Posted 2 weeks ago with 19,287 notes

fruitalitie:

one thing about me is that i am bisexual

Posted 3 weeks ago with 13,515 notes

gunsandfireandshit:

toastpotent:

“i fucked your wife”/“i’m having sex with your wife”/“i’m cucking you”: comedy

“i’m helping your wife with household chores”/“i’m taking your wife out to a nice dinner and show after she’s had a long day at work”/“i’m bonding with your children over family gatherings”: peak comedy

Transcendent comedy

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Posted 3 weeks ago with 75,277 notes

hatingongodot:

This time of year is always very nostalgic for me bc I used to be the Token Gentile at an office and every few months there’d be a Jewish holiday and my friend would be like “Hey, I need you to do Gentile things for us” and I’d be like hell yes dude. Gentile Things often meant I’d sign things in exchange for a few dollars on venmo but Pesach was a special time for me because it meant everyone gave me boxes of pasta, cereal, and other baked goods. The first time my friends were like “Hey for reasons we won’t bother getting into we’re going to give you all of our bread” I was like, it is a powerful responsibility but as an Ally I cannot refuse. Best time of the year, frankly

Posted 1 month ago with 27,792 notes

beakedwhalesyo:

poetry-protest-pornography:

Please enjoy this updated meme:


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Aw yeah! The complete set!

Posted 1 month ago with 112,392 notes
Posted 1 month ago with 114,227 notes

ungulateobsessed:

happy 4/13 

Posted 1 month ago with 31,486 notes
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